written on 29 May
at 1627 hrs

Top Five Shitty Things About This Afternoon, spoken to those who have pissed me off.

1. Don't call me "just the secretary" 'cuz I'll fucking mop you up doing your job and mine.
2. No, I'm fine carrying 500' of MC while my arm is bleeding. Thanks for stopping your nose picking long enough to even check up on me, you little punk.
3. Oh, you want me to answer the phone more politely? When it's the 8th time you've called to talk to her this afternoon, chances are I'm a little peeved that I am the one who gets yelled at for extraneous phone use.
4. You can't work late because the Avs game is on?!?!? Thanks for prioritizing, you lazy bastard. I'll remember that next time we're slow.
5. Don't treat me like I'm an idiot. I know which receptacles I need and which I don't, even if my driver doesn't. Don't fill what I don't need [and what incidentally costs twice as much as what I want] and expect me to be cool with it, while you tell me [condescendingly,] "Well, I thought that's what you needed." IT ISN'T WHAT I SAID!
6. [I lied.] Also, thanks for letting me know we had an additional ticket back there that I hadn't ordered for yet, so that I had plenty of time to order for it this afternoon. I hope you like visiting the supply houses at 0700, ass.