written on 25 Feb
at 1031 hrs

I am in all seriousness OBSESSED with THIS WEBSITE. I'll give you a minute to go and get the idea.

Okay, seriously, y'all. Gay marriage is ruining the sanctity of the institution, but this dude isn't? He just wants to live AS a married couple with like, 15 different women. And he wants to have 17 children. SEVENTEEN.

And he wants the women to all get along with each other. Alls I know is if I was havin' some dudes kid[s], I would probably flip my pooh on some chick who got all up in my business whilest I was doing so. All, "o, hay. I hope our kids can be blind and uncircumcised together! As well as going to therapy together when they're older because we are all SO WEIRD."

Can you imagine being one of those kids? "Hey mom. mom. mom. mom. mom. dad. mom. mom. mom. mom." What? Seriously.

And what? Best kept secret! Way to keep it a secret, dude. And besides, I think probably his best kept secret is the "bodies behind his house".

But don't even think of applying if you aren't compatible.

I'm moving to Matt's domain soon. As soon as I figure out this crap on how to get it all set up. He's peeing his pants and fixin' to put them under my pillow right now because I apparently downloaded something that is messing everything up on the computer. His exact words are, "JSDKLFJASD OHA HFUDKCKMING GOD." And also, "Shit."

I'll let you know how the move goes. Meanwhile, think about the family plan. It's important

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