written on 09 Sep
at 0710 hrs

After watching hours and hours of football this weekend, here are the decisions I've come to:

01. Rich Gannon is still the biggest, whiniest pussy in all of football. I hate him with the passion of a thousand suns, and not just because he plays for the Fraiders. I hate him because for some reason he thinks it's okay to complain to the refs that the opposing team's crowd is too loud. (This is of course when he isn't playing at home.) Oh, Rich. Poor Rich. IT'S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL! GET OVER IT. Not only that, but he also never accepts responsibility for losses. Blahblahblah, the refs sucked. Blahblahblah, too many penalties. No, Rich. It's just that your team isn't that good.

02. I still love Jon Gruden. Even when he used to coach the dreaded Fraiders, I knew he wanted to be a part of something not so annoying and horrible. Now that he coaches my second favorite team, The Bucs, I'm sure he's much happier. I love that Jon Gruden is such a psycho. That's the best. I love that he says things like, "I'm going to have an explosion!" and "Are you out of your skull?" I love those stupid visors he wears, and I love that he looks permanently sunburned. Also. The freckles? Gotta gotta.

03. I think the AFC will win the Super Bowl this year. I know! Believe it!

04. I think Drew Bledsoe secretly wants to marry me.

05. The offensive line of the Denver Broncos was created to piss me off. Most especially Tom Nalen. I think he was chosen by Alex Gibbs just for the fact that he can't go a single game without being called for holding, and that's gotta be worth somethin'.

Y'know, though? I'm pretty pumped for this season. Not just for the Broncos, who should be a better team than last year once Plummer settles down a little.

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